March 2012
“AND THEN, JUST TO SHAKE THINGS UP, VEL ATE A BAKED POTATO….QUIETLY. AND SULLENLY.”
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oh god you’re so ADORABBBLEEEE
sdfjghfdaklhgdslfkghdf Thank you lovely lady here let me give you my loving hugs
Those sunglasses are hella swag
Ain’t they? BITCHES CAN’T HANDLE THE SWAGGAE THAT IS ME.
I dont know what I just typed help
Mother on Geese
- Mooni: geese lurk underground and then pop up when the season change
- Mooni: like mushrooms
- Mooni: they are subterranean migratory birds
- Mooni: see that goose? it's still wearing it's underground shell, like a cicada
- Mooni: soon it will burst forth
- Mooni: hence the fort. It needs protection for when it's soft tenderness becomes exposed
- HollySocks: like a butterfly?
- Mooni: YES
- Mooni: only nothing like one
Mum and I watch Decorah the Bald Eagle
- HollySocks: eagle is looking around!
- HollySocks: EHEHEHE
- HollySocks: it has a head.
- Mooni: I LOVE EAGLE
“So now we plan to make a ‘Fat Arse Bitches’ website for corgi porn”
—Mother
Sunny today!
I also need to hoover.
your house looks like something out of a romantic comedy
like the opening scenes are on the flowers, the floorboards and they look out a window and look! Britain! Excellent, bring in Hugh Grant let’s get this goingAnd then there’s a the cooky neighbours with their two terriers who keep coming over an knocking on the door and interrupting tense situations with hilarious results.
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And one of the terriers goes through a blender and they need to find a way to replace it without the owners noticing, and then suddenly it turns into a black comedy and a commentary on the sad nature of consumerism.
I much prefer that. We should write screenplays.
I am like the worst person though
it would turn into a beatemup quicksmart
we should have
jet li in everythingThis is ideal
Can we throw some raptors in there too
maybe Jason Statham beating people up with laundry equipment
how about some vin diesel and paul walker making eyes at each other
only one of them is a robot.
all the yes
also suddenly, oil
Sunny today!
I also need to hoover.
your house looks like something out of a romantic comedy
like the opening scenes are on the flowers, the floorboards and they look out a window and look! Britain! Excellent, bring in Hugh Grant let’s get this goingAnd then there’s a the cooky neighbours with their two terriers who keep coming over an knocking on the door and interrupting tense situations with hilarious results.
=/
And one of the terriers goes through a blender and they need to find a way to replace it without the owners noticing, and then suddenly it turns into a black comedy and a commentary on the sad nature of consumerism.
I much prefer that. We should write screenplays.
I am like the worst person though
it would turn into a beatemup quicksmart
we should have
jet li in everything
This is ideal
Can we throw some raptors in there too
maybe Jason Statham beating people up with laundry equipment
Sunny today!
I also need to hoover.
your house looks like something out of a romantic comedy
like the opening scenes are on the flowers, the floorboards and they look out a window and look! Britain! Excellent, bring in Hugh Grant let’s get this goingAnd then there’s a the cooky neighbours with their two terriers who keep coming over an knocking on the door and interrupting tense situations with hilarious results.
=/
And one of the terriers goes through a blender and they need to find a way to replace it without the owners noticing, and then suddenly it turns into a black comedy and a commentary on the sad nature of consumerism.
I much prefer that. We should write screenplays.
Sunny today!
I also need to hoover.
your house looks like something out of a romantic comedy
like the opening scenes are on the flowers, the floorboards and they look out a window and look! Britain! Excellent, bring in Hugh Grant let’s get this going
And then there’s a the cooky neighbours with their two terriers who keep coming over an knocking on the door and interrupting tense situations with hilarious results.
=/
We make total magic in Google Docs...
- Reg: AND THEN A DRAGON FELL THROUGH THE CEILING, CRASHING INTO HUNTER’S HOUSE AND WRECKING UP THE PLACE.
- “OH NOES!” CRIED VEL, LEAPING UP ON TO THE TABLE. “i SHALL SAVE YOU ALL WITH THE AMAZING POWER OF THE DERPAKIIN!”
- Holls: “omg” screamed anja her titties bouncing in alternate directions WHICH REALLY WAS QUITE SPECTACULAR
- OH WELL ANYWAY THE DRAGON LIKE ATE A PIECE OF THE WALL AND THEN THEY ALL MADE GROANING NOISES
- I DUNNO WHY
- chairs were quivering with expectation as the dragon mounted the stairs leading up to them, heart rates speeding. The dragon breathlessly mounted the chair, its weight causing the it to grown with the strain.
- Gem: Then, suddenly Gem came home and looked upon this tradegy and said, ‘Oh lords! I cannot leave these two in each others company unsupervised! THINK OF THE FURNITURE!’
Geography: A Derp's Perspective: A brief introduction to rocks. Pokémon style. →
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This post is dedicated to Ruth <3 Biglove to you and hope you get well soon x3
On a second introductory note I apologise for my horrendous drawing.
SO. Rocks! First thing to know are rocky words, anything ‘geo-’ or ‘litho-’ is going to be rocky, and rock for that matter. (Bad rock pun #1). Rocks…
This adorable.
I have the hex. IT IS AMAZING.
dfasdfgadg
RAZER CLUB POWERS ACTIVATE
your mouse is pretty …..can…have a crush on it ??
You can. I know I do.
This could get very questionable very shortly.
