some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)
which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)
Grain-stealing thots

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)
which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)
Grain-stealing thots
♪ Cause I am, I am a little w i c k e d
Beware the patient woman, cause this much I know
No one calls you honey when you’re sitting on a throne
what my lovely mage wife Jaina has as a mount: a giant flying ghost boat with working canons and shit
what you, an ass mage, get for a class order hall mount: a flying fidget spinner
@supremeoutcast : )